When Things Go Terribly Wrong

thomasjay32:

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Anonymous said: why do black people use you in the wrong context? such is "you ugly" instead of "you're ugly" I know u guys can differentiate, it's a nuisance

rsbenedict:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

you a bitch

It’s called copula deletion, or zero copula. Many languages and dialects, including Ancient Greek and Russian, delete the copula (the verb to be) when the context is obvious.

So an utterance like “you a bitch” in AAVE is not an example of a misused you, but an example of a sentence that deletes the copular verb (are), which is a perfectly valid thing to do in that dialect, just as deleting an /r/ after a vowel is a perfectly valid thing to do in an upper-class British dialect.

zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

damegreywulf:

trust:

i want a relationship but i want them to be like a friend to me, i dont want the relationship to be all about kissing, making out and sex i just wanna hang out with them, and go places, and just have fun wherever we go

This post is surreal because that is exactly how a healthy relationship should be yet we’re convinced this is a weird and unusual thing to ask of our partners.

(Source: trust, via ladycutlow)

grimdarkthroes:

you know whatd be a fun exercise

get a writer and an artist together. artist does a sketch, writer writes a handful of paragraphs. they give them to each other.

writer has to write a handful of paragraphs on the scene depicted in the sketch, and it cant be just like, describing it. artist has to draw a new sketch from the writing.

it’d be a neat lil’ flex-the-muscles sort of thing. 

I’m so down for this… Just need an artist now

(via ladycutlow)

ghdos:

sp0iledbabe:

get-some-jenny:

Please re blog the shit out of this and call this cat is trapped in a recently abandoned party store and dosent have a lot of time

Tbh I’d just throw a rock

Seriously. Just bust the glass and let him out.

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vogue-hearts:

don’t waste sunsets with people who will be gone by sunrise.

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“I need a nap and an orgasm.”

—   An Ancient Proverb, probably (via jordancorin)

(Source: thegreatmadman, via ghdos)

“The axe forgets; the tree remembers.”

—   African Proverb (via muslimahbyheart)

(Source: journalofanobody, via lalilybee)

cockmeats:

be a pal and like people’s text posts. reblog their selfies. respond to their questions. even if you don’t know the answer and even if you’ve never really talked to them before. there’s nothing worse that feeling alone on a website where everyone promotes love and friendship.

(via ghdos)

“In a relationship, you need somebody who’s going to call you out, not somebody who’s going to let everything slide. You need somebody who doesn’t want to live without you, but can. Not somebody that is dependent, but somebody who is stronger with you. A relationship is two people, not one.”

—   Unknown (via everylittlestar)

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officialcrow:

nothing i expected. everything i wanted

officialcrow:

nothing i expected. everything i wanted

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apathetic-wolf:

thrashturbate:

Making someone smile and moan at the same time during sex should be a life goal for everyone.

I miss that

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