When Things Go Terribly Wrong

titytwochainz:

All I want is too eat the pussy then watch movies wit my hand on ya butt. 

We seem to have things in common as I just want facetime and to watch movies with a mans hand on my butt

onchief:

nicolezai:


burymeinchanel:

Tell me Pink don’t look like Justin Bieber

Dead


Holy shit Ithought it was! Lol

onchief:

nicolezai:

burymeinchanel:

Tell me Pink don’t look like Justin Bieber

Dead

Holy shit Ithought it was! Lol

titytwochainz:

time to let some people go. 

“Don’t marry him because you “love” him. Don’t marry him because he ignites some flame, only to blow it out later. Don’t marry him because “you’ve never felt like this before.” Or because you feel the highest form of happiness only to be followed by sinking depression. Don’t be with him because he’s a challenge and because he makes your head hurt at night. Marry him, because he’s stable. Because you’re not afraid to talk about your problems. Because he speaks the truth and doesn’t try to conjure up a happy illusion. Because you still feel happy, complete and reassured. But for pete’s sake, don’t marry him because you “love” him.”

I’m too horny for the amount of sex I’m not having.

(Source: jacket--off, via xcivlife)

ieg:

sensei:

commanderabutt:

fagsindubai:

Friendly reminder  ԅ(≖‿≖ԅ) that if you don’t sleep with someone for the sole reason that they’re HIV positive then you ARE being discriminatory towards a human being with a disease and you’re scum of the earth 。◕‿◕。 It’s basically as bad as saying you couldn’t love somebody with cancer. Respect people’s feelings. (◕‿◕✿)

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this site is absolutely TOO MUCH

incredible

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Ladies,

seraniaintshit:

kingjaffejoffer:

bootyandbuffalowings:

ninjabosskennywu:

bootyandbuffalowings:

if your man has a wall full of fresh sneaker boxes and likes to talk about how he’s   a baller on fb/twitter/in life in general

but he won’t take to you a restaurant where the starting entree price is $25. 

upgrade. 

she makes a good point

but who eats entree’s tho?

i never got that just order food it takes the same amount of time

entree = main course

not appetizer

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things tumblr niggas say

(via acidwrapper)

“go talk to ya other hoes”

—   a girl in love wit u (via joseguwop)

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goodvibesandskittles:

Tighten up Cole.

goodvibesandskittles:

Tighten up Cole.

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So this conversation happened

Him: did you bring food?
Me: no it’s still upstairs…
Him: well what good are you?
Me: I sucked you off this morning…
Him: AND?! You can’t suck the hunger away!!!!!
Me: well…….

The masturbation proclamation

Any thing’s a dildo if you’re brave enough.

writeinblack:

every black mom is an expert at working ass whooping flawlessly into any sentence…at least mine was.

(Source: vinebox)

Since I’ve been pissed off all night, I’ve decided to stay up and watch up movies all night.

I started with Girl Interrupted and haven’t stopped since…

It’s been fun